ALLSORTS 2026: THE FINAL MELTDOWN
The final All Sorts festival, 'The Final Meltdown', will take place from July 23-26, 2026, featuring Narciss, Jackyboom, Tez, Toast Club, Woody Cook, Still Pigeon, and many more. The festival includes various activities like Blind Date, All Sports Day, an
ALLSORTS 2026: THE FINAL MELTDOWN
The final All Sorts festival, 'The Final Meltdown', will take place from July 23-26, 2026, featuring Narciss, Jackyboom, Tez, Toast Club, Woody Cook, Still Pigeon, and many more. The festival includes various activities like Blind Date, All Sports Day, an
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Thu 23 Jul
7:00 pm - 10:00 pm
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Malvern
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🦾 ALLSORTS 2026: THE FINAL MELTDOWN 🦾 Ingest it. Digest it. Absorb it. Excrete it. Then look at it. Beautiful, isn’t it? We’ve got some fresh, plump faces joining the party, including: @theworldoftez, @woody_cook, @daskomplex, @scarlet__sometimes, @lyraofficialuk Returning AllSorts legends are back where they belong: @stillpigeon, @jackyboom__, @toastclub, @kenny_blacksmith, @mavros_uk, and more @narcissssssssssss tops the bill with 2 hours of pumping German techno and trance, enough to make your moustache hairs tremble in the breeze For the AllSorts Collective super fans out there. You asked, we held space for you, we delivered. They’re back And yes, plenty of stupid activities to get your teeth into: Blind Date and AllSports Day return, whilst we host a traditional Witch Trial, with a sprinkling of Discussion Of The Weather This is a lineup worthy of our final festival. We’d love you to join us for a proper send-off. ❤️ 🎨 by the supremely talented and good looking @cax.mampbell